It's been a slow offseason for the Rockies, but this latest non-story takes the cake. According to the Denver Post, Todd Helton played hurt for much of last year. Well, duh.
Also: A Pollyanna-ish piece about Pittsburgh's big offseason moves from SI.com. Best line: "Casey, Randa, and Burnitz have proven to be pretty good and the Pirates, clearly, are better because of their signings." Stop! You're killing me!