Baseball Toaster Bad Altitude
Brewers 6, Rockies 1
2005-05-24 21:33
by Mark T.R. Donohue

Brad Hawpe hit a really nice opposite field homer, and Clint Barmes got off of his 0-for streak. That is pretty much all there is to say good about this one. Is there any way to get this team out of its hibernatory state? Well, you can't fire the manager. Well, you could, but it would be a pretty low move with the guy's daughter in the hospital. It's too bad, because you know Tony Peña's available, and I bet he has a ton of Spanglish slogans he hasn't used yet.

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