Baseball Toaster Bad Altitude
Cardinals 6, Rockies 0
2005-07-02 16:00
by Mark T.R. Donohue

The natural order of things returns, as Chris Carpenter effortlessly mowed through the Colorado "offense" and Joe Kennedy didn't strike out a soul in 6 1/3. The only Rockies hitter to have a good night was Aaron Miles, which is bad, because we don't like Aaron Miles. Why does Matt Anderson continue to be allowed to besmirch the good name of the Colorado uniform? Is it because he makes the rest of the team look talented by comparison?

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