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The Rockies have signed right-handed relief pitcher LaTroy Hawkins, 34, to a one-year deal worth $3.5 million. LaTroy will work primarily in the eighth inning, filling Jose Mesa's old role. (This signing does not necessarily preclude a Mesa encore in Denver, however.) Hawkins is one of a long list of Cubs relievers to earn my father's eternal enmity during his 2004-05 stint in Chicago, but I have nothing personal against the guy and one-year deals for relievers are free agency's get-out-of-jail-free cards. Hawkins and Colorado have a mutual option for 2008.
They pay guys $3.5 million to regularly blow three-run leads? Where do I sign?
grr where is Mike C when you need him??
Well maybe that's not being completely fair. I remember seeing him once throw a "slider" that moved about an inch.
Although maybe the Rockies' pitching coach can figure out how to teach Latoya that he doesn't need to throw a fastball down the middle of the plate when he's got an 0-2 count, you'll have slightly better luck. But I doubt it.
At least I get to look forward to the Cubs being able to hit against him a few times a year.
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