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Rockies-Phillies Game 3
2007-10-06 15:05
by Mark T.R. Donohue

For those of you going to the game: Section 107, purple Helton jersey, lopsided red beard, tendency to gesticulate wildly. I don't drink beer, but I wouldn't say no to a Diet Coke from a loyal reader. For those of you watching at home: This looks to me like a classic "don't let them back in" game. Charlie Manuel has been managed to shreds by Clint Hurdle in this series, which is terrifying for Phillies fans but also for Rockies fans for one reason: Cole Hamels and Kyle Kendrick should be fine to go on short rest, since Manuel pulled both of them way too early in Games 1 and 2. The matchup today of Ubaldo Jimenez, whose fastball movement makes him tougher on lefties than the average rookie righthander, and Jamie Moyer, who doesn't have a fastball, favors the Rockies. Don't... let... them... back... in. That's all there is to it.

Suggested chat topic: Being outmanaged by Clint Hurdle in a playoff series is like losing to _____ in a _____ contest. Winner gets one slightly used pushbroom that works fine for sweeping but doesn't have the right look for waving around during a baseball game. 

Comments
2007-10-06 15:30:58
1.   Bluebleeder87
I'll be rooting for your Rockies Mr. Donohue
2007-10-06 18:19:25
2.   dzzrtRatt
I was just over at the Cubs/D-backs chat. Been quiet over there for half an hour. Couldn't think of anything to say that wouldn't come off as cheesy.

If the Rockies and Indians are the "feel-good" stories of the 2007 post-season, the Cubs are the "feel-bad" story. I wasn't even rooting for them, but today's game is disturbing. They just look dead.

2007-10-06 18:31:52
3.   Mike Carminati
Howdy All,

I am hosting tonight's chat. Please come over to Mike's Baseball Rants.

2007-10-06 21:01:41
4.   Andrew Shimmin
Being outmanaged by Clint Hurdle in a playoff series is like losing to a unicorn in a being real contest.
2007-10-06 21:35:07
5.   Daniel Zappala
Being outmanaged by Clint Hurdle in a playoff series is like losing to Boy Scout in a swearing contest.
2007-10-06 22:05:33
6.   Scanman33
Being outmanaged by Clint Hurdle in a playoff series is like losing to Jamey Carroll in a slam dunk contest.
2007-10-06 22:42:38
7.   bhsportsguy
So this will be the home for the NLCS chat.
2007-10-06 22:53:12
8.   Mark T.R. Donohue
3 Sorry, didn't mean to chat-block anybody, I was just so giddy before the game I totally forgot we worked this all out before the playoffs even began.
2007-10-06 23:24:22
9.   BruceR
Being outmanaged by Clint Hurdle in a playoff series is like losing to Roseanne Barr in a "Sing the National Anthem" contest.

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